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Gwumpy Baby is only 2 days old and hasn't had a chance to learn kungfu yet, but they have gone back and forth between two different realities. One reality, the reality Gwumpy Baby was born into, is the dreadfully familiar reality of the readers on the version of planet earth where humans die due to hunger. The other reality hides behind the skin of that universe and it stands between that universe and all the others. Perhaps this magnificent but inconsistent ability of interdimensional travel could act as some form of self-defence for Gwumpy Baby as a flock of velociraptors surrounded them, intent on eating their flesh. Gwumpy Baby clenched their fists, breathed in deep, planted their feet, shut their eyes, opened their mouth wide, head shaking, and screamed, "GWUMPY BABY!!!!" Their voice traveled across time and space and something else your scientists haven't discovered yet. The ground and sky shook. The velociraptors looked at each other, terrified in shock for a moment, and then quickly scattered into the Forest of Trees that Try Too Hard to Make You Laugh. "Gwumpy Baby!" shouted a new voice that belonged to Angry Mushroom. The voice was very gruff and also Angry Mushroom is a fly agaric mushroom. You know the one with red and white spots that Santa Clause feeds his deers before drinking their piss so he can gain the ability to fly all around the world in one night. "Sister, where were you?" asked Gwumpy Baby to Angry Mushroom. "Those velociwaptows almost ate me!!" "Gwumpy Baby, you can't attempt to dismantle reality like that just to get out of a pickle jar!" yelled Angry Mushroom, very angry, hunched over and strutting towards Gwumpy Baby like a cowboy who lost his cows. "You might destroy everything if you do that and get the god of this world upset!" "Who's the god of this world?" asked Gwumpy Baby. "Humpty Dumpty of course!" yelled Angry Mushroom, pouting her mouth and looking up at the yolk in the sky. "Oh right," said Gwumpy Baby. "I think Humpty Dumpty is an egg." "Don't be ridiculous, sister!" yelled Angry Mushroom angrily. Angry Mushroom is Gwumpy Baby's sister that Gwumpy Baby ate in the womb. "We have no reason to think that Humpty Dumpty is an egg until Lewis Carroll claimed as much, and what should we think that a pedophile like Lewis Carroll is a prophet?" "Well Joseph Smith was a pedophile and he was a prophet," pouted Gwumpy Baby, arms crossed. "Joseph Smith is a false prophet sent by Uncle Dizzno to lead us away from Humpty Dumpty!" yelled Angry Mushroom. "Well I don't want to follow Humpty Dumpty!" pouted Gwumpy Baby. "Humpty Dumpy is an idiot! There are beings bigger than that old egg! He should listen to his moms, the Geese Mothers! Those are the only gods I listen to, and even then, not really!" Angry Mushroom was SO angry at such unspeakable (but apparently indeed spoken) blasphemy. "The Geese Mothers aren't real! Humpty Dumpty has no parents! Humpty Dumpty is the first cause, the uncreated creator!" Gwumpy Baby was gwumpy, and wanted no more talk of religion. "I miss my pawents!" cried Gwumpy Baby. They heard a great roaring in the distance. "Oh no!" yelled Angry Mushroom. "It's the 3-Headed Shadow Tyrannosaurus Rex! We must hide in that whole dug out in the ground by John Larsen." Gwumpy Baby and Angry Mushroom jumped into the hole. John Larsen was practicing a new song on a guitar he borrowed. "Oh hey Gwumpy Baby and Angry Mushroom," John Larsen smiled. Suddenly, one of the shadow faces full of shadow teeth tore its way into the hole, snapping. What happened next? Find out on the next episode of the Gwumpy Baby Show, the only show made by and for Gwumpy Baby. This episode was made by Princess Fickle, though. Long lost sister of Dream Meli and devotee of the Rainbow Goose. But this episode was approved by the only person who's opinion matters, Their Majesty, Gwumpy Baby!

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That old tree’s sprouting baby teeth. The nightmen were finishing their shift the Monday before last, and on their way to haul out the shit over on the east edge of town, they caught the sunrise glinting off something in an upper branch. Just a couple here and there at first... ‘Course now each mornin’, seems another full set’s bloomed to gleam in the morning dew. So the other day we had the dentist take a look at ‘em, and wouldn’t you know it, every last set matches one of the indentations he’s taken. Matches someone in town. My boy just lost his last one ‘round Christmas, but lo and behold, they found em all on a mossy branch about halfway up. Now, I’d left each one of ‘em for the mice as they fell out, so you tell me how they found their way into the spring buds of that damned old tree? And maybe it would be fine; maybe we could ignore it and go on about our business, were it not for the fuckin’ 𝘣𝘪𝘳𝘥𝘴. Three days now we’ve woken to them swarming ‘round the thing to fight over the new crop. Now a bird ain’t meant to swallow a handful o’ teeth is it? So it certainly ain’t meant to then start hollerin’ with the voice ‘a whoever’s teeth it gobbled up. I’ve heard a magpie mock the merchant’s hawkin’ while beggin’ for a crumb here and there, but never in his exact fuckin’ timbre! I was woken last night, thought my boy’d had a bad dream. ‘Cept my boy wasn’t in the room y’see. You know what I’m gonna say, don’t you? It was a bird at the window, mewlin’ and beggin’ in HIS FUCKIN’ VOICE! So we’re hopin’ to move soon as we’ve got the coin, same as everyone else. Hope there’s work upriver. And I suggest you join us. Leave this place to the birds, and the teeth, and the tree... ‘Fore it grows anything else.

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LYRICS: [story] Are you ready for your bedtime story? This one is the Story of the Clown Fairy... Once upon a time, there was a fairy who wanted to be a clown! She had met a clown once, when she had just been born of the wood, when she happened upon a lost clown. She trapped the clown in the fairy wood for a while to study it, and she decided it was the ultimate form of existence. Expression and emotion worn as costume! Truly, this was something worthy of the highest fairies, or at least her. One day, she decided to try it for herself. She used the morning de w as the base coat of her face. She used the midday rainbow as her colorful hair. She used the evening sun as her big red nose. And she used the shining starlight to paint brilliant details to complete her face. The next morning, she presented her full clown self to the rest of the fairies. They laughed at her. The Clown Fairy smiled. She had found her purpose in life. The end! I know it's about your bedtime, but I have a special guest...the Clown Fairy. She's going to help me sing a lullaby so you can drift into sleep, and maybe you'll see her there. Close your eyes and imagine the faerie wood... [lullaby] If there's ever a clown In the woods far from town It may be the Clown Fairy If a fairy is kind With their face all designed It may be the Clown Fairy And sometimes you'll see Such a fair fairy In your dreams as you sleep so tight So put on your nose Wear clown shoes on your toes As you join the Clown Fairy tonight She will be so impressed With how loudly you're dressed When you meet the Clown Fairy She will juggle in place And put a pie in your face When you meet the Clown Fairy But you'll do it too And you'll laugh the night through In your dreams as you sleep so tight So put on your nose Wear clown shoes on your toes As you join the Clown Fairy tonight You'll pull pranks on each other Another and another and another and another Beneath the boughs of the fairy oak Each moment becomes the funniest joke So search for the clown In the woods far from town Then you'll meet the Clown Fairy She is one of a kind With her face all designed Yes, you'll meet the Clown Fairy You're certain to see Such a fair fairy In your dreams as you sleep so tight So put on your nose Wear clown shoes on your toes And say hello for me When you get to the tree Where you'll join the Clown Fairy The Never-Frown Fairy Oh, join the Clown Fairy tonight

This track first appeared on this album: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jAc5d_QyJw

Drinking from the vomit of the universe In the endless chunks of bile, I get lost for awhile The flavor, far from vile, shows me the purest of styles How I should adorn my garbs and paint my face in exaggerated smiles It told me to adore the stink as I sleep within the piles of feces The stench is promised and pure Unlike the world beyond this one, it’s hard to endure Honestly I’d rather stay here and bathe in the manure But I’m lured away from these lands Who else could love a world full of waste Who else would swim in the oceans of piss and give the vomit a taste Who else would sit with me and coat their face In the beautiful brown paste and leave our beings behind without a trace The chunks told me no one would, I’m a pig on my own In this paradise where I’ve began to build my home Free to explore the seas, many unseen miles left to roam At least I don’t have to worry about my odor since here I am alone

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